water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
SEBASTIAN STAN AND ANTHONY MACKIE ON CHRIS EVANS’ LEFT BOOB GRABBING PROBLEM.
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
:3 :3 :3 blue hair
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
when the back of my neck gets tickled
What the fuck happened to that plane
it got tickled on the back of its neck
im so glad im alive at the same time as beyonce